Wednesday, July 20, 2011

BIPSBAT: iii.



Oh man. I have to rethink this title font. Again. in legible english letters and roman numerals--BIPSBAT: iii


So. Okay. Here's an issue that should either be addressed head on or never talked about ever again as long as any of us are alive:





I find Wolf Blitzer to be drop-dead handsome and I'd probably make out with him given the opportunity.



He's old. He's pretty cranky most of the time. And I question his suit choices on regular occasion. But you know what? All non-issues. I'd call him a silver wolf, because that would be all clever of me, but in most sincere honesty, I think the dude's more of a silver honey badger. Wolf Blitzer just does. not. give. a shit. Also, maybe sometimes he eats snakes probably.














Incidentally, if you put a sweet potato in my supersonic nuclear war weapon microwave for any longer than 4 minutes, terrible, awful, smoky things happen.

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